Post Ponies

A My Little Pony Retrospective

About the show

Episode recaps of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hoping to glean something about the rise of fascism in America and around the world. Somehow.

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Episodes and Blog Entries

  • 026 - Prince Bluebloods, Cousin of Archduke Chicagofire

    Episode  |  April 2nd, 2024  |  1 hr 56 mins

    The gang is back to finish up season one! This episode we consider sweaty Pinkie Pie, indulge in Horse Water, and visit The Fucked Up World of Scary Richard.

  • 025 - Pinkie Pie Throws An Afterbirth Party

    Episode  |  December 19th, 2023  |  1 hr 28 mins

    We're back! And we ponder transgender children's book characters, Ruby makes another all timer word chain, and Rainbow Dash gets goaded into violence by rocks.

  • BONUS 002 - Korla's Birthday Extravaganza!

    Episode  |  December 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 14 mins

    We're back for what was supposed to be a quick little thing and turned into an hour plus long episode! Lmao! Korla shares her presents, Princess Celestia goes balls deep, and we finally put a Pizza Hut in the garage.

  • 024 - Oh My Ponut

    Episode  |  October 21st, 2023  |  1 hr 26 mins

    After various life circumstances the gang is back at it again! This time we reveal the cis guys we'd let hit, Gigi almost falls down the naked brothers band rabbit hole, and Spike recruits a mice-is actor.

  • 023 - Rainbow Slashfiction

    Episode  |  October 3rd, 2023  |  2 hrs 14 mins

    Wow! Long episode! We had so much to say this week, including but not limited to finding the fourth J. O. Emerald, making a baby tierlist, and whether Naruto or Sasuke would top.

  • 022 - Pinkie Pies is the Shiznit

    Episode  |  September 22nd, 2023  |  1 hr 33 mins

    The ponies gang honours the Little Nicky GBA game as in-show Rainbow Dash makes suspicious cunnilingus noises, the mares invade Celestia's inner sanctum, and they succumb to a super feather event with a phoenix that has bird fl-uhh covid.

  • BONUS 001 - The Gigi Ocky Power Hour: Twin Cities Edition

    Episode  |  September 12th, 2023  |  1 hr 11 mins

    No regular episode this week, but instead hear Gigi and Ocky in a room together at the end of a great week talk about the stuff we did together! Shouts out to all the cool people we met out there!

  • 021 - Rainbow Dash Landback Arc (feat. @MetadataShannon)

    Episode  |  September 5th, 2023  |  1 hr 42 mins

    We're rollin to the wild wild west everypony! And in the spirit we've recruited our friend Shannon to be Scab Ocky and talk about a... well you'll see. This week the Mane 6 manifest despony, the gang gets kinda jealous of a tree, and Pinkie Pie performs a song and dance so bad it threatens to set back indigenous relations a century.

  • 020 - Pinkie Pie Everywhere System

    Episode  |  August 29th, 2023  |  1 hr 12 mins

    This week the gang raps about our therapy, Korla shares the most quintessential Korla experience, and Twilight Sparkle has to regain her abilities as the Dragon of Dojima.

  • 019 - Holmstock Syndrome

    Episode  |  August 23rd, 2023  |  1 hr 21 mins

    This week the gang fail to remember the names of multiple celebrities, Twilight Sparkle does unicorn Sharingan, and Rarity gets really racist for no reason.

  • 018 - Craigslist 2!

    Episode  |  August 17th, 2023  |  1 hr 43 mins

    This week is somehow our horniest and most edited episode yet as the gang decide Cheerilee is racist, Twilight drops the title, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders make Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.

  • 017 - Filly Death Machine

    Episode  |  August 8th, 2023  |  1 hr 15 mins

    This week the gang brave the heat to talk about Summer Blankie Time and child crimes while the Cutie Mark Crusaders do surgery on a table.

  • 016 - Roshambrohoof (feat. Simon from Gohan or Go Home)

    Episode  |  August 2nd, 2023  |  1 hr 37 mins

    This week we have Simon from Gohan or Go Home on to make a trend out of doing pronoun reveals and girlfriend updates! Also the gang visit the snowflake factory, lick a foot for hours, and watch Rarity go into the Olympics because she's so pretty.

  • 015 - Malcolm In The Middlespace (feat. Audrey from RFTB & Data Transfer)

    Episode  |  July 25th, 2023  |  1 hr 5 mins

    This week, the gang moves at a near record pace to ponder smart home-orashi, turn a human into a receipt printer, and see Twilight do Reddit Atheism.

  • 014 - Mane DSM VI

    Episode  |  July 18th, 2023  |  1 hr 23 mins

    The wettest dry gang in Equestria is back to talk about buttered up girlpeen, sing snippets of songs neurodivergently, and get extremely excited as Rainbow Dash says the line.

  • 013 - The Mentalismist (feat. Lexie)

    Episode  |  July 11th, 2023  |  1 hr 25 mins

    Hoo boy, we have a wild one this week. We've got photographer, magician, and Korla's local partner Lexie on to join us for a talk about Snopes for Slurs, lots of mysterious inhaling, and Applejack and Rainbow Dash being gay in the style of Ancient Greece.