Post Ponies

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

34 episodes of Post Ponies since the first episode, which aired on May 8th, 2023.

  • 031 - Is That a Horn or Are You Just Happy to Be My Sister? (feat. Lilith)

    Episode  |  September 4th, 2024  |  1 hr 42 mins

    National Sister Day never ends in Equestria! This week, the gang gets really in the weeds about waterbending, Rarity invents Rainbow Capitalism, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hunts a different kind of bear.

  • 030 - Slonkin Slippy

    Episode  |  August 28th, 2024  |  1 hr 34 mins

    The gang is back to claim territory for Halloween in the War on Christmas! We also pay our pet rent, Luna bites a butt, and Pinkie Pie is affected by the chicken suit from Tak and the Power of Juju.

  • 029 - Twilight Sparkle's Erotic Binding Magic (feat. Anita Velveeta)

    Episode  |  August 14th, 2024  |  1 hr 3 mins

    This week we return to our pony friends with Minneapolis musician marvel Anita Velveeta! And what an episode to initiate her to the show with as the gang learns big Legoland news, Applejack gets trench foot, and Twilight Sparkle disassociates on a park bench in Ponyville.

  • BONUS 003 - The Boss Baby Instinct

    Episode  |  August 7th, 2024  |  58 mins

    With Discord defeated, the gang pivots to the iconic nature documentary Meerkat Manor! On National Sister Day! This week Gigi gets bullied even more than usual, Shakespeare writes himself into the play, and Zaphod rubs his balls on absolutely everything.

  • 028 - Shall We Swag Now or Swag Later

    Episode  |  July 31st, 2024  |  1 hr 23 mins

    Discord! We're coming after you, to recap the first episode of gen four season two! This time the gang puts Gigi on blast, Fluttershy attempts to top, and Big McIntosh gets put on the Puppygirl Pipeline.

  • 027 - Manic Pixie Draconequus Girl

    Episode  |  July 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 31 mins

    The gang is back after a long vacation to start season 2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! This episode we talk about the logistics of Princess Celestia humping a statue, Rainbow Dash gets her idle animation going, and we somehow avoid saying "back in the saddle" for the whole episode.

  • 026 - Prince Bluebloods, Cousin of Archduke Chicagofire

    Episode  |  April 2nd, 2024  |  1 hr 56 mins

    The gang is back to finish up season one! This episode we consider sweaty Pinkie Pie, indulge in Horse Water, and visit The Fucked Up World of Scary Richard.

  • 025 - Pinkie Pie Throws An Afterbirth Party

    Episode  |  December 19th, 2023  |  1 hr 28 mins

    We're back! And we ponder transgender children's book characters, Ruby makes another all timer word chain, and Rainbow Dash gets goaded into violence by rocks.

  • BONUS 002 - Korla's Birthday Extravaganza!

    Episode  |  December 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 14 mins

    We're back for what was supposed to be a quick little thing and turned into an hour plus long episode! Lmao! Korla shares her presents, Princess Celestia goes balls deep, and we finally put a Pizza Hut in the garage.

  • 024 - Oh My Ponut

    Episode  |  October 21st, 2023  |  1 hr 26 mins

    After various life circumstances the gang is back at it again! This time we reveal the cis guys we'd let hit, Gigi almost falls down the naked brothers band rabbit hole, and Spike recruits a mice-is actor.

  • 023 - Rainbow Slashfiction

    Episode  |  October 3rd, 2023  |  2 hrs 14 mins

    Wow! Long episode! We had so much to say this week, including but not limited to finding the fourth J. O. Emerald, making a baby tierlist, and whether Naruto or Sasuke would top.

  • 022 - Pinkie Pies is the Shiznit

    Episode  |  September 22nd, 2023  |  1 hr 33 mins

    The ponies gang honours the Little Nicky GBA game as in-show Rainbow Dash makes suspicious cunnilingus noises, the mares invade Celestia's inner sanctum, and they succumb to a super feather event with a phoenix that has bird fl-uhh covid.

  • BONUS 001 - The Gigi Ocky Power Hour: Twin Cities Edition

    Episode  |  September 12th, 2023  |  1 hr 11 mins

    No regular episode this week, but instead hear Gigi and Ocky in a room together at the end of a great week talk about the stuff we did together! Shouts out to all the cool people we met out there!

  • 021 - Rainbow Dash Landback Arc (feat. @MetadataShannon)

    Episode  |  September 5th, 2023  |  1 hr 42 mins

    We're rollin to the wild wild west everypony! And in the spirit we've recruited our friend Shannon to be Scab Ocky and talk about a... well you'll see. This week the Mane 6 manifest despony, the gang gets kinda jealous of a tree, and Pinkie Pie performs a song and dance so bad it threatens to set back indigenous relations a century.

  • 020 - Pinkie Pie Everywhere System

    Episode  |  August 29th, 2023  |  1 hr 12 mins

    This week the gang raps about our therapy, Korla shares the most quintessential Korla experience, and Twilight Sparkle has to regain her abilities as the Dragon of Dojima.

  • 019 - Holmstock Syndrome

    Episode  |  August 23rd, 2023  |  1 hr 21 mins

    This week the gang fail to remember the names of multiple celebrities, Twilight Sparkle does unicorn Sharingan, and Rarity gets really racist for no reason.