Gigi

037 - Sew Your Plush Pony Pussy Shut for Christ (feat. Josh Boerman)

Episode  |  July 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 35 mins

It's Pony Christmas in Human July! The girls are joined by Josh Boerman (The Worst of All Possible Worlds, Ill Conceived, Traditional Scrench) for an episode chock full of ideology and delicious Clamato! This week we have a serious discussion about plushies and yiffing while the Mane Six fundamentally misunderstand the rules of I Spy and get blown to death by a Windigo.

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036 - Sims Couch Torture Labyrinth (feat. Shannon)

Episode  |  June 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins

Our podcast is a growing girl! This week we have our friend Shannon on to talk about Spike going through dragon puberty, Christian FroYo, and Rarity permanently increasing her life gauge by 1.

035 - 3D Printed Party Cannon

Episode  |  May 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 24 mins

Oh darlings! This episode is simply delightful! We're on a trip to Canterlot, home of the transatlantic accent, where Rarity drowns her cat, Fancypants' wife stims on it like crazy, and Pinkie Pie gets arrested at a McDonald's in Altoona, Pennsylvania for her alleged role in the killing of Pony Brian Thompson in Midtown Manehattan.

034 - Rainbow Dash Did (Not) Kill Civilians

Episode  |  April 23rd, 2025  |  1 hr 18 mins

Get yourself ready for a genderless jelly experience, cause this week the girls come in hot like the hip new hero that's saving ponyville, the Mysterious Mare Do Well. But it's not all heroics and do-gooding: Pinkie Pie goes Sam Kinison on some chocolate cake, we all cheat at chess, and we went to Armor Games and got lost in your legs. Help!

033 - I Have Over 300 Confirmed Pets

Episode  |  April 7th, 2025  |  1 hr 12 mins

What the fluff did you just say about us? I'll have you know we're back again with the girls to catch up with the ponyfolks. This episode, we congratulate the furry cultural victory on PBS Kids, Fluttershy gets really excited to share her special interest, Rainbow Dash risks it all to impress some birds.

032 - Bl*nk Fl*nk (feat. Simone from Gohan or Go Home)

Episode  |  March 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 22 mins

Loop-de-hoop's on everypony! The girls return with an episode recorded in the distant, pre-2024 election past featuring Simone from Gohan or Go Home! This time on Pony Time, our AO3 tag blows up, Apple Bloom becomes the vehicle of fascism, and Applejack gets Apple Tingles.

031 - Is That a Horn or Are You Just Happy to Be My Sister? (feat. Lilith)

Episode  |  September 4th, 2024  |  1 hr 42 mins

National Sister Day never ends in Equestria! This week, the gang gets really in the weeds about waterbending, Rarity invents Rainbow Capitalism, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hunts a different kind of bear.

030 - Slonkin Slippy

Episode  |  August 28th, 2024  |  1 hr 34 mins

The gang is back to claim territory for Halloween in the War on Christmas! We also pay our pet rent, Luna bites a butt, and Pinkie Pie is affected by the chicken suit from Tak and the Power of Juju.

029 - Twilight Sparkle's Erotic Binding Magic (feat. Anita Velveeta)

Episode  |  August 14th, 2024  |  1 hr 3 mins

This week we return to our pony friends with Minneapolis musician marvel Anita Velveeta! And what an episode to initiate her to the show with as the gang learns big Legoland news, Applejack gets trench foot, and Twilight Sparkle disassociates on a park bench in Ponyville.

BONUS 003 - The Boss Baby Instinct

Episode  |  August 7th, 2024  |  58 mins

With Discord defeated, the gang pivots to the iconic nature documentary Meerkat Manor! On National Sister Day! This week Gigi gets bullied even more than usual, Shakespeare writes himself into the play, and Zaphod rubs his balls on absolutely everything.

028 - Shall We Swag Now or Swag Later

Episode  |  July 31st, 2024  |  1 hr 23 mins

Discord! We're coming after you, to recap the first episode of gen four season two! This time the gang puts Gigi on blast, Fluttershy attempts to top, and Big McIntosh gets put on the Puppygirl Pipeline.

027 - Manic Pixie Draconequus Girl

Episode  |  July 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 31 mins

The gang is back after a long vacation to start season 2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! This episode we talk about the logistics of Princess Celestia humping a statue, Rainbow Dash gets her idle animation going, and we somehow avoid saying "back in the saddle" for the whole episode.

026 - Prince Bluebloods, Cousin of Archduke Chicagofire

Episode  |  April 2nd, 2024  |  1 hr 56 mins

The gang is back to finish up season one! This episode we consider sweaty Pinkie Pie, indulge in Horse Water, and visit The Fucked Up World of Scary Richard.

025 - Pinkie Pie Throws An Afterbirth Party

Episode  |  December 19th, 2023  |  1 hr 28 mins

We're back! And we ponder transgender children's book characters, Ruby makes another all timer word chain, and Rainbow Dash gets goaded into violence by rocks.

BONUS 002 - Korla's Birthday Extravaganza!

Episode  |  December 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 14 mins

We're back for what was supposed to be a quick little thing and turned into an hour plus long episode! Lmao! Korla shares her presents, Princess Celestia goes balls deep, and we finally put a Pizza Hut in the garage.

024 - Oh My Ponut

Episode  |  October 21st, 2023  |  1 hr 26 mins

After various life circumstances the gang is back at it again! This time we reveal the cis guys we'd let hit, Gigi almost falls down the naked brothers band rabbit hole, and Spike recruits a mice-is actor.