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Ruby has hosted 32 Episodes.
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031 - Is That a Horn or Are You Just Happy to Be My Sister? (feat. Lilith)
Episode | September 4th, 2024 | 1 hr 42 mins
National Sister Day never ends in Equestria! This week, the gang gets really in the weeds about waterbending, Rarity invents Rainbow Capitalism, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hunts a different kind of bear.
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030 - Slonkin Slippy
Episode | August 28th, 2024 | 1 hr 34 mins
The gang is back to claim territory for Halloween in the War on Christmas! We also pay our pet rent, Luna bites a butt, and Pinkie Pie is affected by the chicken suit from Tak and the Power of Juju.
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029 - Twilight Sparkle's Erotic Binding Magic (feat. Anita Velveeta)
Episode | August 14th, 2024 | 1 hr 3 mins
This week we return to our pony friends with Minneapolis musician marvel Anita Velveeta! And what an episode to initiate her to the show with as the gang learns big Legoland news, Applejack gets trench foot, and Twilight Sparkle disassociates on a park bench in Ponyville.
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BONUS 003 - The Boss Baby Instinct
Episode | August 7th, 2024 | 58 mins
With Discord defeated, the gang pivots to the iconic nature documentary Meerkat Manor! On National Sister Day! This week Gigi gets bullied even more than usual, Shakespeare writes himself into the play, and Zaphod rubs his balls on absolutely everything.
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028 - Shall We Swag Now or Swag Later
Episode | July 31st, 2024 | 1 hr 23 mins
Discord! We're coming after you, to recap the first episode of gen four season two! This time the gang puts Gigi on blast, Fluttershy attempts to top, and Big McIntosh gets put on the Puppygirl Pipeline.
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027 - Manic Pixie Draconequus Girl
Episode | July 23rd, 2024 | 1 hr 31 mins
The gang is back after a long vacation to start season 2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! This episode we talk about the logistics of Princess Celestia humping a statue, Rainbow Dash gets her idle animation going, and we somehow avoid saying "back in the saddle" for the whole episode.
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026 - Prince Bluebloods, Cousin of Archduke Chicagofire
Episode | April 2nd, 2024 | 1 hr 56 mins
The gang is back to finish up season one! This episode we consider sweaty Pinkie Pie, indulge in Horse Water, and visit The Fucked Up World of Scary Richard.
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025 - Pinkie Pie Throws An Afterbirth Party
Episode | December 19th, 2023 | 1 hr 28 mins
We're back! And we ponder transgender children's book characters, Ruby makes another all timer word chain, and Rainbow Dash gets goaded into violence by rocks.
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BONUS 002 - Korla's Birthday Extravaganza!
Episode | December 9th, 2023 | 1 hr 14 mins
We're back for what was supposed to be a quick little thing and turned into an hour plus long episode! Lmao! Korla shares her presents, Princess Celestia goes balls deep, and we finally put a Pizza Hut in the garage.
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024 - Oh My Ponut
Episode | October 21st, 2023 | 1 hr 26 mins
After various life circumstances the gang is back at it again! This time we reveal the cis guys we'd let hit, Gigi almost falls down the naked brothers band rabbit hole, and Spike recruits a mice-is actor.
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023 - Rainbow Slashfiction
Episode | October 3rd, 2023 | 2 hrs 14 mins
Wow! Long episode! We had so much to say this week, including but not limited to finding the fourth J. O. Emerald, making a baby tierlist, and whether Naruto or Sasuke would top.
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022 - Pinkie Pies is the Shiznit
Episode | September 22nd, 2023 | 1 hr 33 mins
The ponies gang honours the Little Nicky GBA game as in-show Rainbow Dash makes suspicious cunnilingus noises, the mares invade Celestia's inner sanctum, and they succumb to a super feather event with a phoenix that has bird fl-uhh covid.
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021 - Rainbow Dash Landback Arc (feat. @MetadataShannon)
Episode | September 5th, 2023 | 1 hr 42 mins
We're rollin to the wild wild west everypony! And in the spirit we've recruited our friend Shannon to be Scab Ocky and talk about a... well you'll see. This week the Mane 6 manifest despony, the gang gets kinda jealous of a tree, and Pinkie Pie performs a song and dance so bad it threatens to set back indigenous relations a century.
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020 - Pinkie Pie Everywhere System
Episode | August 29th, 2023 | 1 hr 12 mins
This week the gang raps about our therapy, Korla shares the most quintessential Korla experience, and Twilight Sparkle has to regain her abilities as the Dragon of Dojima.
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019 - Holmstock Syndrome
Episode | August 23rd, 2023 | 1 hr 21 mins
This week the gang fail to remember the names of multiple celebrities, Twilight Sparkle does unicorn Sharingan, and Rarity gets really racist for no reason.
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018 - Craigslist 2!
Episode | August 17th, 2023 | 1 hr 43 mins
This week is somehow our horniest and most edited episode yet as the gang decide Cheerilee is racist, Twilight drops the title, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders make Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.