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042 - Country Girls Make Daring Do

Episode  |  July 20th, 2026  |  1 hr 42 mins

Clear! The gang is back for another episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that goes straight to the hospital! This week, Rainbow Dash reads out loud to a cancer patient against his will, Pinkie Pie has a grapefruit flavored existential crisis, and Korla wants the nurse horse so bad oh my goddd.

041 - Wonka Suck Machine (feat. A.J. Ditty)

Episode  |  April 9th, 2026  |  1 hr 34 mins

Looks like faces are back on the menu! We're joined by A.J. Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds to build a computer, or communism, or something in between. Compunism? Much to consider. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash gets cider cucked, Shaggy and Scooby play Dead Space, and Applejack probably learns a little something about friendship.

040 - Æpplejack (feat. Remilia Vermillion)

Episode  |  January 26th, 2026  |  1 hr 31 mins

Are you comfortable receiving information that might titillate or arouse you? Because this week the girls are joined by our friend Remi to talk Applejack! She's never coming back home because she's found a new life as a cherry farmer under the ravishing Cherry Jubilee! Also new hats, new types of incest, and Pinkie Pie ignores her bladder by getting so angry she becomes a Rapidash.

039 - 2007 GoonScape

Episode  |  December 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 13 mins

Take me to the hospital, the Cakes just had twins and we're gonna watch Pinkie Pie fun aunt too close to the sun! But first, Mr. and Mrs. Cake run through the rest of the Mane Six, Ocky gets possessed by her RuneScape character, and the gang threatens to eat Al Gore's wife [sexually]

038 - Operation Paperclip to Tesla (feat. Claire from The Death of James Dean)

Episode  |  October 16th, 2025  |  1 hr 57 mins

What in tarnation?! The gang's back with Philadelphia DIY dynamo Claire from The Death of James Dean to talk about a real good episode for faces. This time we talk age regressing at the punk show, Princess Celestia femdoms Granny Smith's dad, and the Cuite Mark Crusaders get together in the clubhouse to watch Brickleberry.

037 - Sew Your Plush Pony Pussy Shut for Christ (feat. Josh Boerman)

Episode  |  July 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 35 mins

It's Pony Christmas in Human July! The girls are joined by Josh Boerman (The Worst of All Possible Worlds, Ill Conceived, Traditional Scrench) for an episode chock full of ideology and delicious Clamato! This week we have a serious discussion about plushies and yiffing while the Mane Six fundamentally misunderstand the rules of I Spy and get blown to death by a Windigo.

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036 - Sims Couch Torture Labyrinth (feat. Shannon)

Episode  |  June 18th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins

Our podcast is a growing girl! This week we have our friend Shannon on to talk about Spike going through dragon puberty, Christian FroYo, and Rarity permanently increasing her life gauge by 1.

035 - 3D Printed Party Cannon

Episode  |  May 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 24 mins

Oh darlings! This episode is simply delightful! We're on a trip to Canterlot, home of the transatlantic accent, where Rarity drowns her cat, Fancypants' wife stims on it like crazy, and Pinkie Pie gets arrested at a McDonald's in Altoona, Pennsylvania for her alleged role in the killing of Pony Brian Thompson in Midtown Manehattan.

034 - Rainbow Dash Did (Not) Kill Civilians

Episode  |  April 23rd, 2025  |  1 hr 18 mins

Get yourself ready for a genderless jelly experience, cause this week the girls come in hot like the hip new hero that's saving ponyville, the Mysterious Mare Do Well. But it's not all heroics and do-gooding: Pinkie Pie goes Sam Kinison on some chocolate cake, we all cheat at chess, and we went to Armor Games and got lost in your legs. Help!

033 - I Have Over 300 Confirmed Pets

Episode  |  April 7th, 2025  |  1 hr 12 mins

What the fluff did you just say about us? I'll have you know we're back again with the girls to catch up with the ponyfolks. This episode, we congratulate the furry cultural victory on PBS Kids, Fluttershy gets really excited to share her special interest, Rainbow Dash risks it all to impress some birds.

032 - Bl*nk Fl*nk (feat. Simone from Gohan or Go Home)

Episode  |  March 25th, 2025  |  1 hr 22 mins

Loop-de-hoop's on everypony! The girls return with an episode recorded in the distant, pre-2024 election past featuring Simone from Gohan or Go Home! This time on Pony Time, our AO3 tag blows up, Apple Bloom becomes the vehicle of fascism, and Applejack gets Apple Tingles.

031 - Is That a Horn or Are You Just Happy to Be My Sister? (feat. Lilith)

Episode  |  September 4th, 2024  |  1 hr 42 mins

National Sister Day never ends in Equestria! This week, the gang gets really in the weeds about waterbending, Rarity invents Rainbow Capitalism, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hunts a different kind of bear.

030 - Slonkin Slippy

Episode  |  August 28th, 2024  |  1 hr 34 mins

The gang is back to claim territory for Halloween in the War on Christmas! We also pay our pet rent, Luna bites a butt, and Pinkie Pie is affected by the chicken suit from Tak and the Power of Juju.

029 - Twilight Sparkle's Erotic Binding Magic (feat. Anita Velveeta)

Episode  |  August 14th, 2024  |  1 hr 3 mins

This week we return to our pony friends with Minneapolis musician marvel Anita Velveeta! And what an episode to initiate her to the show with as the gang learns big Legoland news, Applejack gets trench foot, and Twilight Sparkle disassociates on a park bench in Ponyville.

BONUS 003 - The Boss Baby Instinct

Episode  |  August 7th, 2024  |  58 mins

With Discord defeated, the gang pivots to the iconic nature documentary Meerkat Manor! On National Sister Day! This week Gigi gets bullied even more than usual, Shakespeare writes himself into the play, and Zaphod rubs his balls on absolutely everything.

028 - Shall We Swag Now or Swag Later

Episode  |  July 31st, 2024  |  1 hr 23 mins

Discord! We're coming after you, to recap the first episode of gen four season two! This time the gang puts Gigi on blast, Fluttershy attempts to top, and Big McIntosh gets put on the Puppygirl Pipeline.