Worldβs first normal girl to gain the knowledge of the lost spells. Preparing always for the attack with mental strength. All claims of my involvements in alien hybridization programs with the Tall Whites are woke propaganda to discredit my vast abilities and deep business acumen.
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Ruby has hosted 32 Episodes.
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017 - Filly Death Machine
Episode | August 8th, 2023 | 1 hr 15 mins
This week the gang brave the heat to talk about Summer Blankie Time and child crimes while the Cutie Mark Crusaders do surgery on a table.
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016 - Roshambrohoof (feat. Simon from Gohan or Go Home)
Episode | August 2nd, 2023 | 1 hr 37 mins
This week we have Simon from Gohan or Go Home on to make a trend out of doing pronoun reveals and girlfriend updates! Also the gang visit the snowflake factory, lick a foot for hours, and watch Rarity go into the Olympics because she's so pretty.
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015 - Malcolm In The Middlespace (feat. Audrey from RFTB & Data Transfer)
Episode | July 25th, 2023 | 1 hr 5 mins
This week, the gang moves at a near record pace to ponder smart home-orashi, turn a human into a receipt printer, and see Twilight do Reddit Atheism.
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014 - Mane DSM VI
Episode | July 18th, 2023 | 1 hr 23 mins
The wettest dry gang in Equestria is back to talk about buttered up girlpeen, sing snippets of songs neurodivergently, and get extremely excited as Rainbow Dash says the line.
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013 - The Mentalismist (feat. Lilith)
Episode | July 11th, 2023 | 1 hr 25 mins
Hoo boy, we have a wild one this week. We've got photographer, magician, and Korla's local partner Lexie on to join us for a talk about Snopes for Slurs, lots of mysterious inhaling, and Applejack and Rainbow Dash being gay in the style of Ancient Greece.
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012 - Amerigo Vesponut (feat. Justin from librarypunk)
Episode | June 27th, 2023 | 1 hr 32 mins
This week we have Justin from librarypunk on to talk about how strong the pony mouth game must be, and bind a powerful baby with a weaker name, while Apple Bloom realizes she's in an entirely apple-based family.
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011 - Plow Fest 2K23 (feat. Leslie from Fangs for the Memories)
Episode | June 20th, 2023 | 1 hr 27 mins
Wowowow! This week we have on the delightful Leslie from premier Buffy The Vampire Slayer recap podcast Fangs for the Memories! Also we discuss anti-static dental dams, we set up a casino on a raindrop, and Twilight gets stung and stunk owie stinky.
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010 - Twilight Sparkle Wants Permission To Access Your Contacts And Make Phone Calls (feat. Simon from Gohan or Go Home)
Episode | June 13th, 2023 | 1 hr 43 mins
This week we have our good friend Simon from "Gohan or Go Home" to discuss biological butt tattoos and the Friendship ChΕ«nin Exams while Fluttershy causes an ecological disaster.
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009 - Super Naturals
Episode | June 6th, 2023 | 1 hr 16 mins
Hoo boy, this episode of pony is a rough one. Luckily our hosts remain in good spirits, talking about how the ponies are colonizing nature itself and the logistics of Spike doing a magical political assassination while the Friendship Police conduct a no-knock raid.
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008 - Getting That Ichabod Brain
Episode | May 30th, 2023 | 1 hr 1 min
This week the gang has a by the book sleepover, in which they do normal girl things like consider the various types of girlstink, remember Larry King, and begin to realize the meteorological realities of Equestria.
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007 - Equestrian History X (feat. Audrey from RFTB & Data Transfer)
Episode | May 23rd, 2023 | 1 hr 15 mins
We have a guest! It's Audrey from Radio Free Tote Bag and Data Transfer! We get no scope clocked from a decade back, ponder biological advantages in the pony ball bouncing competition, and Fluttershy's butt gets touched.
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006 - Blue Haired Pony DESTROYED by FRIENDSHIP and MAGIC
Episode | May 16th, 2023 | 1 hr 1 min
This week, the gang melts at a magician, Ocky tries to get herself canceled, and Twilight conjures a door just to shut it in Spike's face.
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005 - You Gotta Get Your Own Ink On It
Episode | May 9th, 2023 | 1 hr 24 mins
This week the gang gets smitten for a griffon, Spike fucks up all the mail, and Pinkie Pie shoots herself in the head with her party cannon.
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004 - Equestrian Sleep Experiment
Episode | May 9th, 2023 | 1 hr 44 mins
This week Ponyville sets up a field hospital, Twilight does casual racism, and the gang embarks on the longest cold open known to ponykind.
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002 - Murder That Dragon With His Own Skin
Episode | May 8th, 2023 | 1 hr 32 mins
The end of a two parter! The Wonder Swan! Beatboxing! This episode really does have it all.
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001 - Touch Grass Twilight
Episode | May 8th, 2023 | 1 hr 18 mins
The gang gets together to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode 1, reminisce about their pasts with the series, and remember Tom Hanks dying in 9/11.